Skookum’s had enough of your bullshit
JUST KIDDING HE LOVES YOU!
ITS A POST!!!!!! WHY HAVENT I SEEN THIS IN POST FORM BEFORE!!!!
David Tennant keeping a straight face in this scene is the best acting that has ever happened in history and no one can convince me otherwise
Joan Crawford in Possessed (1931)
82 years later and it’s still relevant
This will never not be relevant.
82 years and we still have to fucking tell men this shit
petition to make this the new loading gif
My activity spikes every Wednesday because of this post
always reblog on a wednesday, that’s the rule.
Dammit its Wednesday and I would have been rethinking scrolling past this all day if I didn’t reblog
So, I had a guy hand me his number today and he followed it with, "I mean no disrespect, but here—"
I told him I was flattered but had a long term, serious girlfriend, who I loved very much.
To which he responded, still pleasant and with polite interest, ”She’s a lucky woman. How long have you been together?”
THAT is how you approach/handle a ‘no’, boys. take fucking notes.
Reblogging because this is freakin’ important
A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur
what the fuck is that
that looks like a god damn nightmare
are you fucking kidding me it sounds like a 18 year old boy complaining to his mother because she cut off the wifi
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
skills i have mastered
- not texting back
- painting my nails like a blind pre-schooler
- sleeping a lot
- being single
a one time thing
this is literally the greatest audio post that has been posted on this stupid website